O' How Frankenbike Thou Art!

Bikes are a culturally acceptable route of infidelity (in of course my opinion). I mean, if I only spent half the quality time with my wife that I spend with my bike - I know there are three nicks on my top tube and a dent, crimped front cable, but what did my wife wear today - no f^7king clue. Bikes, the perfect mistress - it's like having your own personal barbie doll to dress up, put in seedy positions, but you get to ride it! Today I feel like a blonde, tomorrow a brunette, but on Friday it's a 69 - take it out of the gutter, I'm speaking only of bike love - what you do on your bike is your own business... can you really sixty-nine on a bik... uh, never mind... Anyway, jj has brought his current escapade with infidelity to life for all of our visual stimulation: a Kona Unit 6-9'er jj style! No need for Carver's curves up front, or TREK's 69 $2470 hooker fees, or deciding if you roll it kinky old school or new - it's all sexy High Def DISCo up front, kickin' old school V style in the back, and ultra baked retro rigid below the cockpit. All Hail the Franken Bike of Art!

And just to keep it real - the whole team will do one 24hop lap each on the Franken - boom!